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Tall Tales - Have you Ever Heard of Them?

It's the little kid in all of us that keeps us forever inventing and believing in super heroes. What man or boy can't get absorbed in the thrill of Batman defending Gotham City, and grown-up little girls still believe in the white night and gallant princes. Have we forgotten the heroes that saved America in the early days? The tall Tales of early America still entertain me as much as any modern super hero!

I can still get enthralled by Paul Bunyan's feats, love Johnny Appleseed, and John Henry is still my hero; who can forget Calamity Jane! The tall tale is a fundamental element of American folk literature. A Tall Tale is like today's super heroes in that they are bigger or stronger than real people and they solve problems in super-human ways. That is where the similarity ends. With Super Heroes, There is an attempt to let you imagine that sometime in the future technology could advance enough for this to happen. It began as a competition between storytellers to see who could outdo each other, and as the humor and sarcasm grew it became a Tall Tale. They solve everyday, unsolvable problems in a bigger than life, humorous way (Paul Bunyan hooking his ox to curvy logging roads and pulling them straight, or Pecos Bill lassoing a tornado to subdue it).

Tall tales are all American. The need for the supernatural is universal; Fairy tales in Europe, Genies in the middle east and Wee Folk in Irland. Meanwhile America sat around campfires and fireplaces and told our Tall Tales, each tale outdoing the last. Each one meant to bring a laugh and a taller tale from the person next to you.

Although the most popular of the tall tales originated in the west and seemed to flourish everywhere the tough men of the American Frontier would gather, many came from east of the Mississippi. The toughest boatman on the Mississippi River was Mike Fink, and a their own Man-of-steel was a Pittsburg steel worker - Joe Magarac. Paul Bunyon had a cousin in West Virginia, another lumberjack named Tony Beaver.

The best thing about a tall tale is that everyone could join in. Told in the vernacular of the day, they possessed a homey feel and anyone with a little imagination could spin one or ad to a tale already started. You could invent your own character, add to one someone else started, or take a real live character (Calamity Jane) and make them larger than life. It was all fun, and helped take the edge off of some pretty rough days trying to scratch a living.

Unfortunately, since these were passed along from campfire to campfire, many got lost forever. Fortunately, as America settled into a civilized society, some of these wonderful tales were written down by our literary-minded keepers of the past. There are many versions of Tall Tales that can be found in any library, and there is plenty of them available on the Internet sure to bring a chuckle or a laugh. or the newest Tall Tale, click Search for Pecos Bill

About the Author

"Search for Pecos Bill", the newest Tall Tale is waiting for you at http://pecosrivertraders.com/pecosbill.asp Writing is a family thing for Lee. His parents were writers and one brother has a novel on Amazon. Lee has been writing and publishing short stories, poetry and news articles since high school. Lee does freelance content writing, website consulting and can be reached at Http://www.theDPSgroup.com or through LinkedIN or CollectiveX.

Can You Afford To Waste Time Training Staff?

Is formal training important? After all we can all learn from
other employees or from outside consultants we bring in can't we?

Well, in my previous life as a consultant IT project director I
noticed people would often be too busy doing their own job to
learn the skills of an outside consultant too.

That's despite massive efforts made to train people.

But unless skills are used regularly after training they fade
away.

Learning from others in your own organisation can also be
fraught.

Learning by "sitting next to Nellie" as it's known can work. But
it means that any weak custom and practise procedures are copied.

These weak procedures may actually be the direct opposite of the
company strategy.

Also if you're learning from someone because they're just about
to leave the company . For whatever reason.

You don't get their total focus on teaching you their job.

So ways of doing things can become less and less effective as
time goes on.

That means that service to your customers becomes worse. Simply
because the people serving them don't know the best way of
working.

Research shows that over 60% of customers leave a business
because of poor, ineffective or indifferent service.

Let's look at the story of two woodcutters

Once there were twin brothers. They were tall, strapping lads
who had both become lumberjacks at the same time. One year they
took part in a logging competition together. Each was strong and
beat everyone they came up against. Until they reached the final
where they met each other.

They seemed evenly matched. The crowd looked urged them on as
they both started cutting timber at a strong rate of knots.
After an hour one of the brothers stopped for a few minutes.
Let's call him the "idle chopper". He soon resumed work but
every hour he kept stopping.

Eventually the competition finished and it was immediately
obvious that the idle chopper had cut down significantly more
wood than his brother.

His brother shook his hand to congratulate him and asked, "how
on earth did you cut twice as much wood as me despite stopping
so frequently?"

The idle chopper smiled and said "I wasn't really resting I was
sharpening my axe so my cuts went deeper faster than yours with
your blunt axe."

The "idle chopper" was really the "smart chopper" because he'd
taken to heart what President Abraham Lincoln had said.

Abraham Lincoln said "Give me six hours to chop down a tree and
I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."

People can look at training as a complete waste of a company's
time. Because it's preventing their staff from getting the job
done.

But look at the woodcutters the one who kept stopping to sharpen
his axe won.

The same is true of any company that gives their staff training.
It may stop the busy, busy time for a short while but it means
that staff become more productive and therefore achieve more.

Getting yourself and your staff trained is essential if you want
to continue to grow and develop,

If you don't you'll be like 90% of businesses over a 10 year
time frame and be out of business.

It's really that stark a choice.

There are a number of effective training strategies that I would
recommend you to use.

Two of the most powerful are as follows:

a) A Weekly Company Workshop b) Formal Courses - with a twist

Let me explain exactly how they work so that you can go and
apply them in your business immediately.

Weekly Company Workshop

1) Set-up an hour per week where all employees gather together.

The first workshop is the Set-up and Introduction Workshop.

2) In this workshop you all brainstorm the issues and problems
that you and your customers have with the company.

Someone is designated to takes action notes. That is notes that
simply list the actions to be taken with the person responsible
and the date to be completed (always before the next meeting).

3) You then prioritise and agree the issues amongst everyone
there.

Hint: Give particular weight to customer issues as they are
quite likely to resolve one or more internal issues too.

4) Provide a full list of prioritised issues to all attendees.
The attendees should be everyone who works for the company,
unless they're sick.

The Second and subsequent workshops are Issue Eaters

5) Take the first issue from the list that was issued the day of
the last meeting - it's that important.

6) Brainstorm possible solutions to the issue.

For example the customers are returning a product to you in
large numbers but you can't see why. The issue is "You don't
know why the product is being returned".

Several possible solutions occur:

a) Ring customers and ask them why they're returning them. Also
ring customer's who've kept them and ask them why too.

b) Send every customer a questionnaire asking several questions,
including one on returns and also specifically for the product
in question.

c) Ask the sales force to go and see each customer and ask for
their most honest feedback.

d) The managing director to ring the companies concerned to see
what the problem is.

Collate the answers and provide the information and analysis to
the group the following week.

7) If the solution calls for a better procedure or company
process to be implemented designate someone to write it and for
it to be issued before the next meeting for review and agreement.

Only address one issue per session - even if you finish it in
10 minutes. But you must focus completely on that issue.

9) Review the solution and check that it is working. Then sign
it off and add to the list of completed issues.

Guess what you're building with the documentation?

It's a company file that allows new staff to get up to speed on
how your company has got to where it is now and what the current
procedures and processes are.

Not just that. It means that at a stroke you've pooled the
brainpower of several people to produce new and better ways of
working that help customers and your staff.

You tell me. Do you think your customers are going to become
even happier with an organisation that addresses and resolved
issues?

Now you may be thinking I'm only a one person or two person
company?

This method applies equally well to you too.

The great thing about it is that as long as you document you'll
have processes in place when you get more staff.

Formal Courses - with a twist 1) Have a formal training
strategy for each person. It doesn't matter whether you're a one
person or 3,000 person company. You need a strategy because
otherwise you'll get asked for training that doesn't fit with
your company goals.

2) Plan what courses staff (and you) should attend during the
year.

3) Attend the course - there should be no excuse for non-
attendance.

4) Now here's the twist before your staff go on the course tell
them that you're going to ask them to do a short presentation on
the course at the next weekly meeting to all the staff. The
presentation is a short summary of the course content, and the 6
to 10 things that the person has learnt and will apply in their
job. Followed by 10 minutes of questions.

The reasons for this are:

a) Others benefit from hearing what the course was all about b)
The attendee will pay much more attention to the course and
learn more from it c) You're training staff to feel comfortable
giving presentations in a relaxed environment. d) Other staff
may learn things they can apply in their job.

5) Make sure that they do the presentation. If not you get none
of the benefits outlined previously. Make sure everyone does the
presentation, even someone who is quaking in dread. Help them
get over it by letting them stay seated, or just present over
2-3 weeks. But make sure they do present - it must be a
condition of attendance.

6) Been on a course yourself? Right. You do the same as your
staff. They're learning about what you do.

Finally and most importantly there is a set of Golden Training
Rules I always use which is

a) Training must be applied when you return from the course b)
You and your staff must support attempts to use the training. It
may not work very well initially as people start to apply it. c)
Re-train at intervals because skills can only be improved by
repetition. Look at karate, golf, football and other sports you
have to keep practising to get better. It's the same with work
training.

For example people learn everything on a time management course
but maybe only apply 10% of what they learnt and forget the
rest. When they go again they learn pretty much the same thing
but then apply another 10% of what they learn and forget the
rest.

So over time they apply more and more of what they're taught
until eventually they're using all the time management
techniques and are experts. Get them to teach new staff!

d) Once you've got trained up experts use them to train your own
staff.

Does training staff stop the company making money? Ultimately
the answer is it makes you even more money than you did before
they were trained.

Remember the two axmen?

You want to be the smarter chopper.

About the Author

Jim Symcox The Marketing Magician is the author of "How To Leap
Ahead Of Your Competitors". His web site is at
www.acornservice.com and his blog is at
www.acornservice.blogspot.com